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14 Swishy Christmas Movies to Make Your Holidays Merry and Bright

  • December 4, 2015 - 3:49am

When the weather outside is frightful, your DVD player is delightful with this fortnight of holiday flicks that appeal to gay and lesbian sensibilities.

 

Home for the Holidays

Claudia Larson (Holly Hunter) navigates dysfunctional family dramedy during her solo trip home for Thanksgiving when her teenage daughter opts out of the year’s celebration. Tensions predictably boil over at the family table, but the weekend is wrapped nicely in a bow when the special guest of Tommy, Claudia’s gay brother, offers a second helping of stuffing. The Jodie Foster-directed Home for the Holidays celebrates its 20th anniversary this year.

 

Make the Yuletide Gay

Astonishingly, there are few holiday films that feature LGBT characters (this list is fairly comprehensive as a result), let alone films that have gay main characters. But out director Rob Williams changed that in 2009 by adding the spritely sweet Make the Yuletide Gay – about an in-the-closet college student (Keith Jordan) whose boyfriend (Adamo Ruggiero) suddenly shows up on his doorstep – to the Christmas-movie canon. MTYG has earned several awards, including Best Narrative Feature at FilmOut San Diego, Festival Favorite at Philadelphia QFest, and the Jury Award for Best Men’s Feature at the Long Island Gay & Lesbian Film Festival.

 

Holiday Heart

Ving Rhames stars as a Christian drag queen (uh huh – how’d that fly under your radar until now!?) who takes in a drug addict (Alfre Woodard) and her daughter after his police-officer boyfriend dies. Based on the Cheryl L. West stage play of the same name, this made-for-Showtime movie has an astonishing 92 percent approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

 

Scrooge & Marley

A modern-day variation of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, this reimagined version depicts Scrooge as a bitter old queen whose bah-humbug attitude gets a makeover from the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present and Future... and Bruce Vilanch.

 

Love, Actually

Widely regarding as one of the best holiday movies of the new millennium (by straight girls, at least), this romantic comedy told via 10 separate-but-intertwining stories throws the gays a bone with Billy Mack (Bill Nighy) and Joe (Gregor Fisher) – a rock star and his manager, respectively – who decide that getting drunk and watching porn together for Christmas is better than being alone. Because duh.

 

24 Nights

An unlucky-in-love gay man (Kevin Isola) thinks his new co-worker (Stephen Mailer) may be a gift from Santa Claus himself after making a Christmas wish for a boyfriend. Mental illness works in mysterious ways, y’all. David Burtka – before he was ever a twinkle in NPH’s eye – also stars in this 1999 romantic comedy.

 

Red Lodge

An impromptu marriage proposal is given at a train station en route to a holiday celebration with family in Montana. In lieu of an engagement ring, there’s a cock ring – because these dudes are classy AF.

 

Holiday in Handcuffs

There’s not a chance you missed this ABC Family staple that premiered in 2007 – what with all the endless promotion the initial season (Clarissa and A.C. Slater are together on your TV for the first time – watch!) and the subsequent showings during the channels “25 Days of Christmas” schedule. It’s about as well acted as any Melissa Joan Hart/Mario Lopez vehicle should be, but they’re cute, so there’s that.

 

The Family Stone

As if Carrie Bradshaw’s alter ego, Sarah Jessica Parker, isn’t enough to get you on board with this Home for the Holidays-esque romantic comedy-drama, the brood’s deaf, gay son Thad (Tyrone Giordano) and his interracial partner Patrick (Brian J. White) should be. Plus Dermott Mulroney, Paul Schneider and Luke Wilson!

 

Too Cool for Christmas

Perhaps the Christmas film with the most interesting backstory, Too Cool for Christmas (a tale about a teenage girl who shuns the reason for the season – and her gay parents – in favor of a ski getaway with friends) actually has a straight-parent companion version that appeared on Lifetime in December 2004. Not much has changed since then – there are still no holiday movies with prominent gay characters on Lifetime – which is why you should support this festive anomaly all the more.

 

Miracle on 34th Street

Shirley Temple! Do you need another reason?

 

Holiday Inn

If it’s an Irving Berlin musical, it must be Christmas! There’s a void of LGBT characters in this 1942 black-and-white musical starting Mr. Holiday Bing Crosby and the light-on-his-feet Fred Astaire – well, none that are specifically labeled as such, at least. But we’d be fooling ourselves if we thought there’s nary a nancy-boy singing and dancing around that hotel all day.

 

Rent

A year in the life of Bohemian New Yorkers set between Christmas Eve 1989 and 1990. You’ll come for the story, but you’ll stay for the soundtrack.

 

Love the Coopers

Technically you won’t be able to pick up this newly released film on DVD until next year, so instead you’ll have to head to your local cinema to watch yet another dysfunctional family handle the holidays the best way they know how – with binge eating and alcohol. But between bickering and laughing and crying – and more bickering  – there’s Anthony Mackie (one of only a handful of black gay characters in a holiday film) as a closeted cop who doles out life advice… even if he should be practicing what he’s preaching.

 

Hear me Out: Janet Jackson, Patty Griffin...

  • December 4, 2015 - 3:21am

Janet Jackson, Unbreakable

With her nipple safely tucked away, Janet Jackson resurrects a bygone bondage-less sound that’s more Good Times than straight up sexy time. No “Would You Mind”-type on-tape masturbation. No Damita Jo-era “Sexhibition.” “Miss Jackson if you’re nasty”? Not so much, at least for the time being. Instead, Janet’s 11th studio album, Unbreakable, is playful and PG, a welcome return to Jackson’s many formative years as the girl-next-door pop star du jour, when she didn’t rely on sex to sell a song – all she needed was her trademark sweetness. And, of course, Janet’s heart, heard throughout Unbreakable, which was produced by her longtime dream team, Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Striking the redundancy of the bedroom-play songs she cranked out post-Velvet Rope, her first album in seven years puts empowerment first, reflecting on love, kindness and hope – a Rhythm Nation for a new generation. “We all need to do better,” she proclaims on the socially conscious “Black Eagle,” a twinkly mid-tempo she dedicates to the “invisible people.” Like a lot of Unbreakable, from the autobiographical title track through lead single “No Sleeep” and the penultimate nostalgia of “Well Traveled,” this is a low-key, Janet-circa-“Runaway” affair. By the time she tributes her late brother Michael on the very-MJ-sounding “Gon’ B Alright,” surprisingly the most bouncy jam in the mix, it’s clear Janet isn’t just unbreakable – sometimes, she’s still unbeatable.

 

Grade: B+

 

Patty Griffin, Servant of Love

The piano tiptoes to a crawl, and then – with adorning horns, and Patty Griffin’s sky-high vocal climb – it briskly powers into an impassioned run. The song is “Servant of Love,” the title track off Griffin’s 10th release. Now self-employed (Griffin went indie for this, her latest), the celebrated singer-songwriter once again follows her transformative muse into the unknown, charting territory that eludes predictability and, instead, favors multi-genre alchemy – and that’s just musically. Beyond the blurred sonic lines of folk, blues, soul and rock is a tapestry rich in earnest storytelling, a bloodletting of words beautifully strung together in typical Griffin fashion: from the world around us. Hanging out in the deep, dark corners of human suffering, Servant of Love is sometimes tragic, sometimes hopeful, but always compassionate and compelling. “Good and Gone” recounts the real-life fatal shooting of a young black man by police in a Walmart, and it’s appropriately stark, rumbling about like the coldest and windiest of days. The jaunty jazz-flecked “Gunpowder” could easily be interpreted as a clever dig at the NRA, and “250,000 Miles,” inspired by trafficked Nepali women, is drum-punched and heart-wrenching. But hope is never too distant. On “Shine a Different Way,” she reacts to the darkness before her, imparting light where she can. “Made of the Sun” and “Rider of Days,” a celestial stunner, also cut through the despair. Servant of Love is a world-weary reflection of our times, radiating optimism when so little of it seems to exist.

 

Grade: A-

 

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CHVRCHES, Every Open Eye

CHVRCHES’s first album since their 2013 debut, Bones of What You Believe, eases into a steady synth build with “Afterglow,” electro shimmer and Lauren Mayberry’s pure voice guiding it through an otherworldly dimension. It’s that space that CHVRCHES occupies so well, their vulnerable heart pouring out over the evocative framework of their carefully calibrated EDM. Here, they don’t bend much musically. This is Bones… just better. But who are we to argue with the glistening pop brilliance of “Bury It” and “Clearest Blue” and “Keep You On My Side” and… the whole thing, really.

 

Lana Del Rey, Honeymoon

Lana Del Rey is sad again. On Honeymoon, the songs sway in the moonlight, softly, slowly. That kind of languid pacing is Del Rey’s go-to, a style she's finessed ever since releasing her big breakthrough Born to Die. Her latest keeps that downer vibe alive, and in the way Ultraviolence didn’t pay mind to radio, Honeymoon stays true to Del Rey’s artistic intentions rather than faking them for mainstream consumption. Just listen to “God Knows I Tried,” a haunting guitar-strummed confessional – and then rejoice in knowing that she’s still blazing her own bittersweet path.

 

Various artists, We Love Disney

Dreams – they do come true. That is, if your dream is to have Jessie J slip into Ariel’s mermaid flapper for “Part of Your World” and also hear Gwen Stefani interpret The Muppets’ cutesy stargazer, “The Rainbow Connection.” These all-new contemporary takes on classic Disney songs from today’s biggest pop and country stars – including Kacey Musgraves’ “Spoonful of Sugar” and Ariana Grande’s “Zero to Hero” from Hercules – are pretty much magic, with UK sensation Jessie Ware being the perfect fit for “A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes” and Rascal Flatts being Rascal Flatts on a foot-stompin’ version of “Let It Go.”.

 

 

HIV: Yep, It's Still a Thing

  • December 4, 2015 - 3:05am

A few weeks ago, it became official: HIV is loathsome.

 

It all had started so innocently: Back in 2013, the New York State Division of Human Rights posted a public awareness ad that featured the image of a woman alongside the text "I AM POSITIVE(+)" and "I HAVE RIGHTS." The intent was to inform people with HIV that the state's laws protected them from discrimination. The folks who created the ad grabbed the model's photo from Getty Images, a stock photo service.

 

Only the model in that picture, Avril Nolan, didn't have HIV – and she didn't want anyone thinking she did. Heck, can you blame her? I hear people get unlawfully discriminated against for having that virus! Someone should put out an ad reminding folks about that.

 

Anyway, Nolan (and her lawyers) sued the state for defamation. In October, a New York State Court of Claims judge ruled that she (and her lawyers) was right, and that her lawsuit could continue.

 

The judge was reasonable. The judge was rational. The judge was, let's face it, realistic.

 

"It would be hoped that an indication that someone ... has been diagnosed as HIV positive would not be viewed as indicative of some failure of moral fiber, or of some communicable danger, however our society is not so advanced," Judge Thomas H.

 

Scuccimarra wrote in his decision. He added that the ad's incorrect portrayal "that Ms. Nolan is presently diagnosed as HIV positive, from the perspective of the average person, clearly subjects her to public contempt, ridicule, aversion or disgrace and constitutes defamation per se." ("Defamation per se" is legal term that's typically employed when a person has been falsely accused of having a "loathsome" disease, according to the New York Law Journal.)

 

In other words, this is where our society is at today, more than 30 years into our tumultuous relationship with HIV in the U.S.: People are still afraid to be associated with the virus for fear they'll be discriminated against – and that includes people who appear in ads informing the public that people with HIV can't be discriminated against.

 

My head hurts.

 

This is the awful environment in which Charlie Sheen decided to publicly disclose on Nov. 17 that he was one of well over a million people in the U.S., and one of roughly 35 million folks on the planet, who are living with a particular virus inside their bodies.

You've already heard more than enough about Charlie Sheen lately; you probably don't need me to retread that ground. (In case you do, note that TheBody.com and all of the websites who team up for this column have written some outstanding content covering various angles of the story online.) But the Nolan defamation case testifies to just how desperate Sheen's situation must have become that he felt he needed get his status out in the open – out into a public that, generally, still finds HIV-positive people worth contempt, ridicule, aversion and disgrace.

 

Every Dec. 1, humanity marks World AIDS Day. We see HIV covered extensively on the Web, in newspapers, on radio and on TV. We witness public awareness events, testing campaigns and speeches – at least one of which will have taken place somewhere pretty close to you, given that HIV affects every type of person in every region of the country (and the planet). Experts rattle off all sorts of big, sobering, scary numbers, and they talk about prevention, treatment and the search for a cure. Politicians politicize, activists advocate, blowhards bloviate.

 

The efforts around World AIDS Day often seem shallow or pointless to many of us, and I'm sure a lot of them are. It's easy for a grass-roots movement to lose some of its sense of soul when its primary day of activism becomes a regularly scheduled event.

 

But let's not forget what the point of all this is. The point is that having HIV doesn't make someone a bad person. Being a person living with HIV is not comparable to any other state of existence: You're not a smoking gun, you're not a car with no brakes, you're not a ticking time bomb. You're a person living with HIV, a treatable virus.

 

Avril Nolan shouldn't feel like she has to sue somebody to avoid being associated with it. Charlie Sheen shouldn't feel like he has to go on national TV and tell the world he has it so that people will stop blackmailing him.

 

Living with HIV isn't loathsome; the way we treat people with HIV too often is. We need to do better – and we can, each of us, one person at a time. Hopefully Avril Nolan and Charlie Sheen will help. Hopefully, one day soon, HIV anti-discrimination ads will be unnecessary, defamation lawsuits won't need to happen, and the decision to disclose one's HIV status in public will be a matter of personal preference, not compulsion.

 

 

Screen Queen: My Own Private Idaho, Magic Mike 2...

  • December 4, 2015 - 2:54am

My Own Private Idah

Two years before a drug overdose ended River Phoenix’s life in 1993, the dreamboat poeticized a tortured gay street hustler with gutting sorrow in out director Gus Van Sant’s groundbreaking queer-cinema classic, My Own Private Idaho. The actor’s piercing eyes and windblown hair were as aesthetically pleasing as Van Sant’s languidly shot rural landscapes. The quiet countryside, the time-lapsing clouds. But it’s Phoenix’s lonely, lived-in performance that, to this day, and especially among those in the LGBT community with intensely emotional connections to the film, is heralded as a spellbinding turn for the then-21-year-old actor. As Mike Waters, he is broken and lost. His mother is gone. The man he loves doesn’t love him. And exacerbating his crippled state is his long battle with narcolepsy. Searching for his mother – and himself – Mike sets off on the road with another gay hustler, Scott Favor (Keanu Reeves, also impressive). Their companionship unfolds both beautifully and tragically, most memorably amidst the crackling of a campfire and the sound of a breaking heart. Thanks to Criterion Collection, the Blu-ray debut of  My Own Private Idaho includes a candid conversation with Van Sant and fellow filmmaker Todd Haynes focusing on various elements of the film and its enduring impact as one of the earliest “New Queer Cinema Movement” films. Also included are a lengthy documentary, an interview with Phoenix’s sister Rain and an extensive booklet featuring archival interviews.

 

Inside Out

Oh, emotions. Those crazy, complicated things that occupy our messy minds – they have lives of their own, don’t they? In Pixar’s moving new classic Inside Out, they even have names: Joy, Sadness, Fear, Anger and Disgust. Since birth, they’ve occupied Riley’s noggin, overseeing every life-changing evolution as she faces those difficult tween years. You know the ones. And during those years, the film’s emotions react to a variety of Riley’s new surroundings as the once-newborn kisses her youth goodbye and faces those inevitable growing pains. This is a cute, colorful, emotional film – one of Pixar’s best. Kids will adore it. It makes important assertions, like, without Sadness we couldn’t fully appreciate Joy. But the film resonates on a different, deeper level for adults – for anyone missing that special imaginary friend who embodied childhood innocence. The ones wishing they were still pulling their little red wagon. In those nostalgic memory-laden moments, we are all Riley, and we are all experiencing the full range of misty-eyed emotions as we reflect on letting go and growing up. Among the release’s two-disc extras: Lava, the sweet short about two lovestruck volcanos; hand-drawn deleted scenes with commentary; and interviews with voice actresses Amy Poehler, Mindy Kaling and the wonderful-as-Sadness Phyllis Smith.

 

Magic Mike 2

Butt floss was sexy before the jockstrap out-sexied it, but the '90s are dead and Sisqó is not popular anymore. So, let’s retire the thong, OK? The skivvies the Magic Mike 2 men don around their you-know-whats in Channing Tatum’s cinematic gift to the world should not be a thing. This is an important detail because this is a movie about men who dry hump metal poles. What conceals their bits is a supporting character. And the stripping itself – wait, what stripping? There's hot-and-heavy dancing, to that song "Pony”... in a workshop... with a saw, but rarely do clothes come off. Rarely is there nudity. THIS IS A STRIPPING MOVIE AND THE PEOPLE WANT NAKEDNESS. But whatever. If you have high expectations for Magic Mike 2, just stick to Sean Cody. This is not your movie. But if you want Joe Manganiello, as Big Dick Richie, giving a not-having-it store clerk a good time with his trusty Cheetos and a bottle of water? Matt Bomer's overdone hippy-dippy character, Ken, sexing up the stage as he sings D'Angelo? The whole hot herd voguing at a drag club? Then get those $20s out. Behind the scenes, we get to meet one very lucky choreographer. Channing Tatum grinds her. You know, just another day on the job.

 

The Gift

New home. Happy couple. Dog. Shower. In The Gift, you know inevitable stranger danger looms just around the twisted and twisty corner, each shot a setup for the messy fallout. When Gordo (Joel Edgerton, who also wrote and directed the film) comes into the picture, creepily stopping by unannounced with presents, it’s only a matter of time before things go awry. Another shower scene. The dog again. When weird stuff starts happening, Gordo’s former classmate, Simon (an intensely serious Jason Bateman), tries to keep his distance, but one by one, the gifts keep coming; Simon’s too-nice wife, Robyn (Rebecca Hall), though, is charmed by Gordo’s weirdness... and the gifts. For a while, anyway. As Gordo’s motives become clear, the characters come undone, challenging our initial perceptions and then smashing them to smithereens. The movie's mind bends make Edgerton's film a top-notch thriller, toying with your expectations all the way through that doozy of an ending. It wraps with the highest caliber of ’90s-thriller, leave-you-speechless crazy, messing with your mind as much as your moral compass. The Gift, in all its demented deliciousness, certainly is a gift. Extras include a wisely-changed alternate ending, some deleted scenes and an Edgerton commentary.

 

Spy

See big woman run. See big woman fall. See big woman try to hop a fence and fail. So funny, right? … No? Uninspired weight-centric punchlines have been the bread and butter of Melissa McCarthy’s IMDB after her Bridesmaids breakthrough in 2011, cheapening the actress’ natural comic instincts. But leave your Melissa McCarthy hate at the door. Spy is a game-changer for McCarthy skeptics, as Paul Feig's sharply scripted comedy gives the actress her best big-screen role yet. Fine with just blending in, McCarthy’s Susan Cooper is a frumpy middle-aged CIA analyst with a schoolgirl crush on her hunky partner, Agent Bradley Fine (Jude Law). When she's compelled to step in, Cooper puts on her brave belt and goes undercover, disguising herself in some really hideous costumes, one of which, she jokes, resembles a "homophobic aunt." Laughs don’t let up, especially during two of the film's funniest scenes – one on a plane, another at a fancy restaurant – involving McCarthy and her Bridesmaids co-star Rose Byrne, who plays Susan's diva-haired nemesis Rayna Boyanov. Luckily, there's no shortage of supplements, with bloopers, character-centric features, a making-of, and alternate and extended scenes. The best? Watching Byrne hold it together while McCarthy goes on a wine ramble.

 

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Cinderella (2015)

Anyone still grappling with the fact that Angelina Jolie turned Maleficent into a wounded saint in the dreadful film of the same name, fear not. Cinderella at least remains faithful to its source, and Cate Blanchett knows not to screw with an evil icon. As the stepmother, Blanchett is masterfully torturous, while the lovable Lily James, as Cinderella, imbues authenticity as she channels the film's two constants: courage and kindness. Helena Bonham Carter also stars, radiating the winsome aura of the Fairy Godmother, “bippity boppity boo” and all. This live-action take on the legendary 1950 Cinderella is handsomely rendered and lovingly retold, and if that and Blanchett still aren’t doing it for you, there's always the magic happening in the prince's pants. The "Frozen Fever" short is included among a slight collection of extras.

 

Pitch Perfect 2

Crushed it? Not quite. Even Rebel Wilson, who returns to steal scenes from her co-stars as Fat Amy, can't give this off-pitch sequel enough of that Rebel Wilson-y ridiculousness for the film to achieve the same novel flair of the original. Wilson is fine and funny enough, but the script doesn’t hit many high notes. The Aussie fave’s only truly die-from-laughing scene? A cheesy showstopper wherein she belts Pat Benatar's "We Belong" on a boat; it ends with a make-out session, a parody of every big, goopy rom-com climax. As for the rest of the Barden Bellas, they're vying for another title, they do "Cups" by the campfire (awww), a new girl joins, Anna Kendrick moves up in the world, the end. When does the third one come out again? Among a plentiful heap of special features: a behind-the-scenes feature with director Elizabeth Banks.

 

Aladdin

It’s true – there won’t ever be another “friend like him.” As the Genie, Robin Williams wasn’t just the wish-making magic behind one of Disney’s classics – he was the big, beating heart. Williams’ Genie is still one of Disney’s most celebrated sidekicks, boosting the fun factor to extremes (even doing drag) as he grants a misunderstood street criminal, Aladdin, three wishes. Naturally, there’s a pretty girl, Jasmine. Aladdin pines for her, they sing a song (“A Whole New World” is just as sweet as you remember it), and it’s all so enchanting. Supplements include several Genie-centric features, as filmmakers reflect on Williams’ “warmth.” 

 

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

How’s this for a time warp: It’s been 40 years since newlyweds Janet (Susan Sarandon) and Brad (Barry Bostwick) stumbled upon a transvestite scientist’s sex chamber in the film version of the 1973 London-produced musical romp. And talk about a “hello from the other side” – things get weird. A queer cast of freewheeling fishnet-clad eccentrics spice up the otherwise spice-less lives of Janet and Brad – and anyone else needing to let their guard and girdle down. Can’t get enough of the cult classic’s delicious tastelessness? With a feature on the shadow cast craze, along with from-the-vault extras like outtakes and a sing-along (as if you don’t already know it by heart), the Blu-ray will rock your world.

 

 

Chris Burns blazes a new path

  • December 4, 2015 - 2:43am

Growing up in Merrimack, New Hampshire, Chris Burns’ life revolved around basketball. He’d played it since age 6, and loved the team camaraderie, individuality, creativity and freedom of the sport. But then he was cut from his middle school team.

Just 4-feet-11-inches in ninth grade, he scrapped his way onto the freshman squad. Then he grew – “like a foot” – over the summer. “Everything came together for me,” he recalls.

 

He made the Providence College team, then transferred to and played at nearby Bryant University. After graduation Burns played for Albany of the Continental Basketball Association, then semi-pro around the Northeast.

 

When his playing days were over, he wanted to stay in the game. In 2009 he joined the Rhode Island College staff as an assistant coach. Today he’s in his fourth year as an assistant at Bryant, his alma mater.

 

So far, a fairly typical story. But Burns is a bit different from any other Division I men’s basketball coach: He is the only one who is openly gay.

 

His first realization that he might be gay came as a sophomore or junior in high school. Like many athletes, he had a tough time reconciling his feelings with his self-image.

“I had never been physical with a guy. I dated a cheerleader. But when I was by myself, I knew who I was attracted to,” Burns recalls.

 

“I thought I needed to keep up my image with females. But that was never what I wanted.”

 

At the end of high school, Burns met Anthony Nicodemo, a high school basketball coach in New York. Though living nearly 200 miles apart, they found ways to spend time together. Their relationship was strong and deep – and closeted. For several years, no one knew their secret.

 

The two men did not use the “g”-word, even with themselves. “We talked about being the best man at each other’s wedding,” Burns says.

 

Had he not been playing basketball, he notes, his coming-out process might have been quicker and easier. In the locker room, he was surrounded by fear. “I didn’t want anyone to know,” he says. “I was going through my own slow personal journey. I wasn’t ready to tackle emotions. It was more comfortable for me to suppress my feelings.”

Eventually, Burns began venturing out. He and Nicodemo went to gay bars in New York. They made gay friends. Both became more comfortable in their own skins.

 

“I was living the way I wanted,” Burns says. At 30 years old, “it felt ridiculous that I had been afraid to go out, that I constantly looked over my shoulder and monitored my social media.”

 

His first steps out of the closet were risky. At first, he simply stopped worrying about what he said. Then he realized he had to do more. He told family members and non-basketball friends.

 

Two years later he told Bryant’s associate athletic director he was gay. It was a spontaneous coming-out gesture, and his reaction was “great.”

 

Burns told others, and then his head coach. His reaction was “who cares?” But he did warn Burns about “not risking my profession.”

 

So – even though the comment had been made from a position of caring – Burns’ coming-out process stalled. For a year and a half, he stayed in a self-imposed basketball closet.

 

“I agonized,” Burns says. “I wanted to get on with my life, but I didn’t know what that meant. If I came out, would I hurt the other coaches, my players, or me?”

 

Two months ago, Burns decided to take the leap. He told the other Bryant coaches, then the Bulldogs’ three captains.

 

Those players were the hardest. “I was all emotional,” he says with a slight laugh. “After talking to my parents, friends and staff, I was scared of these 20-year-olds.”

 

He told them he might have to quit. “No! We need you here!” they said.

 

And that was that. Burns told the rest of the team shortly thereafter. There were hugs and heartfelt comments. No one said a negative word. He’s treated the same as before. In fact, Burns says, some bonds are even stronger.

 

He hangs out in the same locker room he knew as a player. It’s a comfortable place for everyone.

 

One thing has changed: Burns takes time every day to plow through the “ridiculous amount” of emails, texts, even letters he’s received. They’ve come from conference rivals, other basketball players and coaches, plus young kids and 70-year-olds he’s never met.

 

All say how proud they are of him.

 

“Everyone has this idea that sports people are close-minded,” Burns says. “That idea is as outdated as the one that homosexuality should be demonized. Sports people have evolved as much as everyone.

 

“People are just people. It’s overwhelming to see.”

 

 

The Gay World of Selena Gomez

  • October 29, 2015 - 2:47am

Selena Gomez is alive, revived and relieved.

 

After photos turned up in 2014 of Gomez scrub-a-dub-dubbing with gal pal Cara Delevingne, who's openly bisexual, what transpired? Gay gossip, of course.

 

Gomez doesn’t care, she says, “because they weren’t talking about other people in my life for once, which was wonderful.”

 

In fact, regarding the blogosphere buzz, Gomez, 23, tells me she "loved it," a testament to the entertainer’s true-to-herself, not-really-caring-what-you-think-anymore persona. That same perspective is reflected in all the dizzying late-night pillow talk throbbing throughout her sexually liberated and self-reflective second studio album, Revival.

 

For a small-screen darling who grew up under the watchful eye of Disney, Gomez's openness both on the album and in conversation is refreshing. After recently revealing that she was diagnosed with the autoimmune disease lupus in 2013, she concurs that, yes, this is her coming out party of sorts. (Actually, the way she puts it is, “werk!”)

 

And so it is, as Gomez speaks candidly about other aspects of her life: "absolutely" questioning her sexuality, growing up around her mom's gaggle of mimosa-sippin' gays and – cue the awws – her admiration for ex-flame Nick Jonas' "love and compassion for everyone.”

 

Growing up in Grand Prairie, Texas, what was your introduction to the gay community?

 

You have to understand: My mother is absolutely fantastic and she worked at a modeling agency when I was a very young girl, so every Sunday I would have brunch with her and all of her gays, and I just remember a lot of mimosas. It was the best. So, I’ve been around it my whole life and, you know, I love it. I have to tell you: On my 16th birthday my mom had a bunch of drag queens come out and they sang “Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)” and it was sooo funny.

 

As someone raised Catholic, accepting the LGBT community was never an issue for you then?

Not at all. Look: There’s a huge difference in how I was brought up; the word “religion” is a very complex thing. It’s something you have to follow, and that’s not what faith is. Anybody who has a higher power, anybody who has anything they believe in: If you don’t know how to love other people, I don’t believe in it. It doesn’t work that way.

 

Have you ever met a Selena Gomez drag queen?

 

Yes! I had one who did one of the viral videos of “Love You Like a Love Song” (Willam Belli’s “Love You Like a Big Schlong”). (She) did a nasty version of it, which was hysterical, and I went to the Logo NewNowNext Awards and I got to meet her, which was amazing. Honestly, I feel like that’s when I made it – genuinely! I emailed it to my mom and she emailed it and CC’d everybody.
 

You say Selena drag queens were the true measure of success for you. But isnt it true that youre not truly famous until youve been the subject of a gay rumor? And last year, the tabloids had a field day with photos of you and Cara Delevingne.

 

I’ve made it!

 

How did you react to those rumors?

 

Honestly, I loved it. I didn’t mind it. Especially because they weren’t talking about other people in my life for once, which was wonderful. Honestly, though, she’s incredible and very open and she just makes me open. She’s so fun and she’s just extremely adventurous, and sometimes I just want that in my life, so I didn’t mind it. I loved it.

 

Have you ever questioned your sexuality?

 

Oh, I think everybody does, no matter who they are. I do, yeah, of course. Absolutely. I think it’s healthy to gain a perspective on who you are deep down, question yourself and challenge yourself; it’s important to do that.

 

Your friend Demi Lovato played a lesbian on Glee, starring as Naya Rivera's love interest. Who would you choose as an onscreen lesbian love interest?

 

That’s a long list! Suki Waterhouse – she’s a model; she was Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend.

 

As a performer, when were you first aware you had an LGBT following?

 

My first single was when I was 16 and that went to No. 1 on the Dance Club charts so that was my introduction. I don’t think people really knew me, so I don’t know if it was a following necessarily, but once I hit “Love You Like a Love Song” status, that’s really when I started realizing it. And it was the best!

 

My concerts used to be little kids, and then seeing the entire front row being all these guys who were wearing neon T-shirts and just losing their minds – it’s incredible. And then you see the jocks in the other corner throwing their boxers on stage. It’s like, “Oh gosh.” It’s amazing.

 

You say oh gosh like its a problem.

 

(Laughs) Well, it is a little bit; come on.

 

Do you keep your gay fans in mind when you create music, particularly with Revival?

 

Absolutely. One-hundred percent. Even with my earlier stuff, I’ve always tapped into it, and at the end of the day I’m a full-on pop artist, so I wanted the tracks to be incredible because I know how important that is. But on top of that, having the lyrics be equally as important was something I needed to do for this album. I think it just kind of came together really well. I spent a year on it and I poured everything I had into this album, and I was thinking of everyone. I was thinking of my diehard fans from everywhere.

 

Have you ever dated or fallen for a gay man?

 

Honestly, I don’t have that story, but two of my best friends do and it’s very Will and Grace-like, which I love. But no, I haven’t actually experienced it – wait, maybe that’s not fair to say. Maybe I won’t know? Maybe I dont know? (Laughs) I just thought about that. Oh my gosh. I’m thinking about my whole life now.

 

Nick Jonas, Justin Bieber, Taylor Lautner: Aesthetically speaking, you have good taste in men. How jealous do your gay guy friends get of the people youve dated?

 

Oh gosh, they’re more into it than I am. Honestly! Part of the reason I probably went out on a few dates is because of them. They’re just like, “Go! Go!” I’m like, “No!” They’re all about it, for sure.

 

So your gay friends are your matchmakers?

 

All the time. Whoever I’m with or like or don’t like, they’re all about dissecting it and putting me with other people.

 

It must be fascinating for you to see Nick Jonas become such a gay icon. His outreach his underwear pics

 

And his (gay) characters that he’s been playing! Scream Queens and the other show, Kingdom, which I thought was super rad. We actually talked about it at dinner one time. He’s incredible, and I think it’s amazing. I’ve known him for years – we were 14 when we met – so it’s crazy, because I actually knew him at a different time in his life. Now, to see him have this amazing perspective on life is awesome. I’m really proud of him.

 

Are you surprised by the way hes connected with the gay community?

 

Yeah, for sure! Not in a bad way, but I was like, “Thank you.” It was kind of incredible for somebody to step out of their zone for a minute. It’s really incredible to see what he’s done.

It’s incredible to not really be in a judgmental place and to really let down all of your guards. I just think you have to really let go, and you do have to find this in your heart. He clearly has had a love and compassion for everyone, and I think that’s great.

 

The cover of your album, where youre basically naked, is pure empowerment. You seem very comfortable in your own skin.

 

Every other day it changes, but this year is a very important year for me. A lot of discovering and exploring who I am. It was exciting for me while also being a little complicated; I had dealt with certain body issues and things like that. Once the album was put together and I went through so many different emotions, I knew that this was my moment to really share my heart, because there are so many people who follow or look up to me who are dealing with so much in their own life. I just want to give my all to it – give all of myself literally.

 

Are there any gay people in your life currently who helped you on your journey to self-actualization?

 

Yes, one of my dearest – his name is Gweny. He’s been on my Instagram many times – featured on my Insta! (Laughs) But he’s very sweet and unbelievably confident. He’s a dancer, so he knows how to move his body. Even when I dance, sometimes I’ll ask him to dance with me in the mirror so I can be comfortable in my movements. Sometimes I get a little self-conscious and don’t think I’m a great dancer and he’s able to pull me out of my head instantly. Also, I’ll wake up one morning and he’ll be cooking breakfast, and all of a sudden The Sound of Music is on and it just makes my life happy. He’ll just run into my room and cheer me up and yeah, he’s been a huge part of the last four years of my life. He’s changed my life.

 

You have had to become an adult in front of the whole world. For you, how hard is it to grow up in the limelight?

 

The worst part about it is the lack of forgiveness. When you’re a quote-end quote “child star,” it’s just unfair to be able to throw things at people when they don’t even know who they are yet. So that’s the only frustrating part, because, ultimately, that’s life. Everybody goes through things, and more than anything, I think it’s just the judgmental part. But I enjoy it. I love my life, and I’m so thankful for it. I have been able to experience life in a different way, and even though there are some low moments, it’s incredible to do what I do.

 

Youve credited Taylor Swift as not just a friend but someone you admire. How often do you and her shake it off at the gay clubs?

 

Oh my gosh – how chic! And all the time. Taylor and I literally will have mini dance parties with all of her dancers who are 100 percent gay (laughs) – and it’s the best feeling ever! It is so fun, and we just lose our minds.

 

So wherever you and Taylor are, its always a gay club? Even in her apartment?

 

Yeah, in New York! On tour! Backstage! The whole thing.

 

What is the most common misconception people have of you?

 

Lack of credibility. I understand that I come from Disney or whatever, but I feel like I’ve just scratched the surface of what I wanna do in film and music, to be honest. Even though I’ve been doing it for a while, I don’t feel like I have really gone there yet, and that’s fine. I think I gotta grow into it and make mistakes and learn and whatnot, but I do feel like that (credibility) is the one thing that people don’t give me enough of.

 

Do you ever Google yourself?

 

I have, yes. It’s very dangerous. I can’t do it often. I didn’t do it after the album came out because I didn’t know what the reviews were gonna be, and I mean, I can’t do anything about it now – the album is out – so I have to be confident in what I released. But yes, I have, of course. If people text me things or if I hear people talking about stuff, yeah, I’ll do it.

 

What is the craziest thing youve read about yourself?

 

What have I not read about myself at this point?! My gosh. I think I’ve been pregnant 15 times. That’s always been the craziest thing for me, which is my favorite. I’ll be at the beach and have the flattest stomach or not, and regardless, I’ll be pregnant. It’s the most hysterical thing to me.

 

To debunk any rumors of a 16th baby – are you pregnant right now?

 

No, nope – definitely not! (Laughs)
 

 

Bravely Bareilles

  • October 29, 2015 - 2:35am

Sara Bareilles was enjoying a bite at a Boston restaurant recently, and on her way out, the manager stopped her. He wanted a hug.

 

Inspired by her empowering anthem “Brave,” this particular young fella, she says, felt compelled to express his gratitude. “As a teen growing up in Oklahoma,” Bareilles recalls him telling her while they hugged, “thank you for your music.”

 

The urge to give the “Gravity” singer a big squeeze is, of course, unavoidable – she’s like a friend, and her voice has literally saved lives (in her newly-released memoir, Sounds Like Me: My Life (So Far) in Song, Bareilles tells the story of a fan whose suicide attempt was thwarted when her song “Hold My Heart” came on the radio).

 

The hug-friendly fan, then, would certainly be happy to know that Bareilles has new music; her latest, Whats Inside: Songs From Waitress, is a mix of previously unheard tracks and songs Bareilles wrote for the film-turned-Broadway musical Waitress.

 

In a recent interview with Bareilles, the lovable singer-songwriter opened up about another longtime passion of hers: LGBT advocacy. During the chat, she recalled growing up around her gay “big brothers and sisters,” and also shared her thoughts on whether celebrities should come out, why she can’t be anything other than herself and her hope for females in pop music.

 

How do you react to stories like the one from the Boston restaurant manager?

 

It’s still hard for me to understand the impact the song is having. I wrote it as a love letter to a friend who was struggling with coming out as an adult, and it was such an intimate story. It was also so impacted by (fun. guitarist) Jack Antonoff and all the incredible advocacy work he does in the gay community. So, I’m so grateful that the song has taken on a life of its own and is speaking to a message that I deeply, deeply believe in. I’m so proud that it brings either comfort or anything helpful to anybody out there.

 

As an ally, how and when did you become so passionate about LGBT rights?

 

Growing up, my mom had a lot of gay friends, and so people in the gay community were, essentially, big brothers and sisters to me all my life. I never even thought twice about it until I got older and realized that that wasn’t the norm – it wasn’t everyone’s experience to have an open-hearted and accepting family unit toward a community they weren’t necessarily a part of.

 

To me, it’s about being accepting of an idea that we’re all the same community; it’s almost like, I can’t believe we’re still having the conversation. It’s how I feel about it sometimes. I’m like, “Everybody fuckin’ get on board already! Relax!”

 

But it’s such an exciting time. It really, really is. And so I feel really grateful that I was raised with the mentality of being an open-hearted and accepting individual. I feel sad for those who weren’t given that opportunity as a child, but I think those patterns of thinking can be unlearned, and I think that’s what’s happening.

 

It might surprise some people that you grew up in an open-minded environment. You grew up Catholic, right?

 

Yeah, I did.

 

How did you and your family reconcile religion with the gay "brothers and sisters" you grew up with?

 

The way my parents always dealt with that was… (Laughs) I suppose we weren’t the most devout Catholics in that way. Certainly, it was distilled into this idea that you treat everyone the way you want to be treated. Period. And there are no exceptions to that rule, and that’s the kind of religion that I want to be a part of.

 

Regarding Brave, you once said in a webisode, Its important to be brave because by doing that you also give others permission to do the same. How do you react, then, to people in the limelight who are hesitant to come out but could potentially inspire so many people if they did?

 

(Sigh) That’s a really hard thing to speak to. Honestly, I understand both sides of it. Everyone is on their path, and I really believe that, at the end of the day, people are doing the best they can with what they’ve got. Not everyone is comfortable enough to step into a leadership position and you can’t really judge them for that.

 

I would love to see everyone step into this holy space of carrying the torch of bravery – it’s just not everyone’s role. If you make someone feel bad because they’re not (out), isn’t that similar to punishing them because they’re quote-end quote “different” in the first place? All of that is a form of judgment. I would rather hope that everyone’s doing the best they can and that eventually people feel safe to be exactly who they are. It’s just so hard. You can’t know what’s going on behind the scenes – why someone is as complicated as they are – and I just wouldn’t want to judge someone’s experience.

 

In an industry where authenticity isnt easy to come by, you have always remained true to yourself. Why has it always been important to give the public your most authentic self?

 

I have to give my family a lot of credit. I don’t really know how to be any other way. My whole family – we’re all very bad liars. (Laughs) We don’t know how to do it! There are people out there who are much more graceful and adept at navigating social situations; I just think I default to awkwardness, because when I feel awkward I have to just be awkward. So I give them a lot of credit. But also, those are the kinds of people I relate to. When I see someone being honest in the media, I’m so grateful for it.

 

I think everyone has vulnerabilities and everyone feels messy or shameful or not good enough, and I would rather share that and hope to create connection than pretend my life is a highlight reel. It’s just not. It’s human. Celebrity or otherwise, there’s no human out there that has some sort of plateau of happiness – it just doesn’t exist. So, I would rather speak to the highs and lows of what it means to have a dynamic lifestyle and a dynamic life than pretend I’m fucking happy all the time. I’m a mess. (Laughs)

 

You featured a lesbian couple, Aly and Andrea, and their surprise proposal in your video for I Choose You. How often are you asked to do gay weddings now thats its legal?

 

(Laughs) Well, I am asked to do a lot of weddings, and I love weddings, don’t get me wrong. But yeah… it’s really fun. It’s so beautiful to have made a statement with a song that’s really just about love at the end of the day.

 

The song was inspired by a guy who came up to me after a show and said, “My wife and I wanted to use your music in our wedding, but everything you write is so depressing.” (Laughs) I thought about my catalog of songs, and went, “Wow, I haven’t really said anything positive about love yet.” (Laughs) So that song was sort of inspired by this backhanded compliment. But to be with Aly and Andrea – they were so courageous; they didn’t have the full support of their families, and Colorado was a hotbed at that moment. Not for our video shoot, but there was a lot of conversation happening around this issue at that time.

 

It was just really beautiful. Those girls stepped out into this very public space with their love, and it was really a beautiful thing to witness. I felt so privileged to be there with them.

 

What songs on the Waitress album do you think your LGBT fans might relate to most?

 

The lead single, “She Used to Be Mine,” speaks to the idea of anyone’s character and the parts of ourselves that are multi-faceted, the fact that we all can be messy, we all can be forgotten and lonely and strong. That message is not even a female-centric message; it’s more about taking a look at who you’ve become and who you thought you were going to become and juxtaposing those two images. I don’t know if it’s a gay or straight thing – it’s more just about a human condition experience, which I think that song really speaks to.

 

For Waitress, how much pie did you eat to get in character to write those songs?

 

(Laughs) There was a lot of pie! But I love pie. I mean, I didn’t use the pie to get into these characters, but once the rehearsal process started, there was a lot of pie: pie-making seminars, and gifts from fans and friends of the community bringing pies to the rehearsals and performances – oh yeah, a lot of pie.

 

Are you a cream pie or a fruit pie gal?

 

I’m a fruit pie gal.

 

What kind of fruit?

 

My favorite is blackberry. I used to make blackberry pies with my mom growing up, so I have this very visceral memory – it’s so nostalgic to me. There’s actually a scene in the show and in the movie where she (the waitress, Jenna) is making blackberry pie and that scene always stuck with me because that’s exactly what I used to do with my mom.

 

How does writing for a musical compare to writing your own songs?

 

The biggest difference is that within my own music I’m telling my own story. My songs tend to be very autobiographical, and so it was a challenge to find my way into telling the story on behalf of another character. But it ended up being one of the most delicious parts of the show for me, that I got to play with the psyche of these characters. I got to challenge myself to find my way into how the crotchety old man who owns the diner would speak to our lead character (Jenna). What would he say to her? What would he want her to know? How does his life inform him as a storyteller? It was a really cool and very exciting challenge to find my way into these characters, and in a way, there was a kind of instinctual impulse I was following with writing for the show and that was very similar to the way I write for myself, except I was telling someone else’s story for the first time.

 

When Brave came out in 2013, Katy Perry was criticized for releasing Roar, a song some said resembled Brave, shortly thereafter. How much of the Brave vs. Roar debacle was the result of women being pitted against women? And in general, what are your feelings on the way women are treated in this industry in comparison to their male counterparts?

 

We’re in the middle of a really exciting time for feminism. I think it’s going to take on a lot of different shapes and faces within kind of any industry. My issue with that particular experience was the idea that music is a competition, that there isn’t enough for everybody. That’s part of the philosophy behind the creation of music – that there’s always more to draw from, with the intent of creating a bigger and broader music community. And so it was a strange experience to watch people get so angry on my behalf and to pit us against each other.

 

Women, as much as we can, should continue to build up a sisterhood. That doesn’t mean you have to like everybody out there either. It’s a little kumbaya to think that we’re all just gonna hold hands and wonder off into the sunset. But I do think that being treated with respect and fairness and equality is really important to me, and being a woman who wants to feel that my opinion and my creative ideas are accepted as equally as any man or any other human in the room – it’s something that I will continue to walk toward expecting that it will be there. I don’t walk into a room and expect not to be heard. I am surprised when I am not heard.

Speaking of sisterhood, youve been one of Taylor Swifts many surprise guests on tour when you two duetted on Brave in 2013.

 

Taylor was beyond welcoming. It’s one of the things she does so well. She really champions other artists with this idea that there’s enough for everybody and you don’t have to pit yourself against other artists. We can celebrate each other’s art and then let people decide who they gravitate toward, but it doesn’t have to be based on a feeling of competition.

 

Does this mean youre in her squad now?

 

(Laughs) I don’t know what the squad rules are. I don’t have a T-shirt or, like, anything.

 

 

Ellen Page, Alan Cumming, 'Jessica Jones,' 'Absolutely Fabulous'

  • October 29, 2015 - 1:55am

Ellen Page: Flatlining

 

Ellen Page, so good in Freeheld (in theaters as we speak), might very well be stepping into Julia Roberts’ shoes. Or maybe even Kiefer Sutherland’s shoes. Because someone is remaking Flatliners and Ms. Page is in talks to star. OK, you did not just say, “What’s Flatliners?” Come on, ’90s people, you remember Flatliners. It was that sci-fi movie starring Roberts and Sutherland and it was about sexy young scientists researching the afterlife by making people almost die and studying what happens when the nearly-dead go toward the light. Remember how stupid it was but you liked it anyway? Sure you do. OK, maybe you just remember that it existed at all, which is enough. And it gives the renovation team a fair amount of artistic license, a chance to freshen it up without worrying about radically changing the original. Because no one cares. In fact, our level of caring is utterly dependent upon the real-life sign-on of Ellen Page. Then we’ll care a lot, jut not about the plot.

 

Alan Cumming’s Florent changes its reservation

 

In the late 1980s in New York City’s meatpacking district, idiosyncratic French restaurateur Florent Morellet opened a French diner that faithfully served customers for 23 years (until the new New York, the one destroying itself with greed, rent-hiked him out of business). And now his story is coming to cable, thanks to Alan Cumming. Florent, an oddball comedy starring Cumming in the title role, was set up last year at Sundance Channel but has made the switch to Showtime. Written by Patricia Resnick (Mad Men) and directed by Rosemary Rodriguez (The Good Wife, Cummings’ other job), the 30-minute show promises to be a sort of weird foodie’s guide to life. And honestly, does the world need another show about cops, lawyers or doctors, when what it really wants is one where coq au vin is the guest star? Search your hearts and growling stomachs – you know the answer.

 

Jessica Jones, who may be making out with women sometimes

 

Daredevil was a huge success for Marvel on Netflix, which means more and more Marvel on Netflix, you lucky nerds. Next up? Jessica Jones, the former superheroine/private eye, who joins The New Avengers alongside husband Luke Cage. Recently, at New York Comic-Con, the pilot episode was screened and its plotline suggested that Jones (played by the very cool Krysten Ritter) may have once been involved with a woman. Does that matter? Damn right it matters. And to make it even more enticing, co-star Carrie-Anne Moss will play a woman-loving lawyer who hires Jones for a job. With so little LGBT presence making it to the TV and film versions of Marvel stories up to this point (it’s been happening in the comic books for a while already), the importance of this development cannot be overstated. Queer viewers, fire up those DVRs.

 

Absolutely Fabulous movie finally begins shooting

 

Doesn’t it feel like we’ve been talking about the Absolutely Fabulous movie for 20 years? They got around to making another Star Wars movie with Harrison Ford before anyone could confirm that AbFab The Film was even going to be a real thing. So today is a special day; today is the day you learn that principal photography on Fox Searchlight Pictures’ and BBC Films’ Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie has begun in the U.K. and the south of France. The shoot will last seven weeks. Stars Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley will be joined by original cast members Julia Sawalha, Jane Horrocks and June Whitfield. Patsy and Edina will dress up, drink up and fall down. All will be right with the world. Speaking officially on the matter, Saunders says, “I am thrilled and excited to finally start filming. We are all taking our medication and hoping for the best.” Begin planning your outfit for its 2016 release.

 

 

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, That Funny Gay Guy, Bette Midler, 'Dance From the Dance'

  • October 29, 2015 - 1:48am

Who’s gayer: Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Nicki Minaj?

 

This week in tangentially-queer news, Joseph Gordon-Levitt will star in the new psychological thriller In Sight. Is it an LGBT-based project? No. Written or directed by someone gay? Not that we’re aware of just yet. But super-producers and power-gays Craig Zadan and Neil Meron are the ones getting it done, and that means a lot to them and to the ability of gay creatives to get their projects sent down the pipeline to viewing audiences. Therefore, it counts in a you-really-have-no-idea-what-goes-on-behind-the-scenes way, got it? And speaking of scenes, Nicki Minaj is getting a sitcom with ABC Family based on her life growing up in Queens, New York. Technically, this one is even less gay than In Sight, but if you were to poll your local group of favorite youthful gays and ask which one means the most to them, guess which one they’d probably pick? If you said the latter, the answer is YAAAAASS. And now you know how this weird world works.

 

That funny gay guy whose name you don’t know is getting a TV show

 

Happy Endings cultists remember him. He was the frantic, perpetual motion gay guy who drove shlubby homosexual Max crazy. The devoted throngs of bearded film-festival-goers who’ve made the Bear City movies into an unlikely franchise (a third one is in the works – yes, really) also know the man in question. He’s a comic actor named Stephen Guarino, he used to be on The Big Gay Sketch Show with SNL supernova Kate McKinnon, and now he’s about to star in the Showtime series I’m Dying Up Here, from producer Jim Carrey. Guarino will play a struggling stand-up comic who is described as “over the top, to the point of being tiresome,” in a pilot to be directed by 50/50 and Warm Bodies helmer Jonathan Levine. We’re excited about this one, mostly because we already know Guarino’s name and just how very talented he is. You’re about to, too.

 

Trudie Styler and Bette Midler go back to high school

 

Freak Show is the best-selling YA novel from James St. James. The author’s earlier book, Disco Bloodbath, about his experience as a New York club kid involved with murderer Michael Alig, was made into the film Party Monster. This means St. James knows a lot about dressing up and making an impression, just like Freak Show’s hero, teenage force-of-nature Billy Bloom, whose bold, gender-disregarding queerness in a conservative Florida high school has turned him into something of an outcast. Now Freak Show is getting the movie treatment from producer/director Trudie Styler, starring Bette Midler and AnnaSophia Robb. Yes, those are female names, which means Billy has yet to be cast. More on this as it develops, but we’re hoping for an openly queer teen actor. Maybe there aren’t that many yet, but a project like this seems to deserve one.

 

Dancer From the Dance: The Movie

 

It’s not just James Franco, you guys. The queer past is very hot right now. (Exception: the brain-damaged Stonewall). If you’re young and paying attention, it’s everywhere. So the time is right for Andrew Holleran’s gay cult novel, Dancer From the Dance, to find its way to screens. The 1978 novel explored chic gay life in New York City’s club culture and the unlikely relationships it fostered. Alan Poul (Six Feet Under) will direct from a script by Joshua Harmon, John Krokidas and Austin Bunn, and the shoot is planned for 2016. No casting news just yet, but this one ought to be memorable. You have plenty of time to get a vintage-appearing, yet still brand new, Paradise Garage T-shirt for the inevitable viewing party.

 

 

 

Scare Tactics: 10 Halloween Marathons For You and Your Boo

  • October 29, 2015 - 1:39am

Before the ghoulish parties kick off and trick-or-treaters roam the night, curl up with your own special cuddle monster for these scary TV-and-movie marathons sure to give a fright.

 

FearFest, AMC

 

Now’s your chance to catch up on the most talked about show on television, The Walking Dead, during the “Zombie Apocalypse” lead-up to the season 6 premiere early in October. Then settle in for a few classic chills as Oct. 31 draws closer with holiday standards like Resident Evil, The Amityville Horror, Child’s Play, and Friday the 13th.

 

‘Ghost Adventures’ Marathon, Travel Channel

 

Explore the haunted houses, hospitals and asylums of America during this 15-hour back-to-back block of episodes beginning 9 a.m. Oct. 30.

 

31 Days of Halloween Spook-a-Thon, Syfy

 

Enjoy cringe-worthy content all month long, including venerable horror film series like Insidious and Hostel along with a handful of original movies, including Night of the Wild, Ominous, They Found Hell and The Hollow.

 

‘Evil Dead’ Night, Starz

 

Watch Ash Williams single-handedly battle the forces of evil over and over again in this Evil Dead marathon that will play on loop for 24 hours ahead of the new scripted series Ash vs. Evil Dead, premiering at 9 p.m. Oct. 31.

 

‘Twilight Saga’ Marathon, FX

 

Let’s be honest – the only reason anyone watched the Twilight Saga was to catch glimmering glimpses of Edward Cullen’s abs and Jacob’s perpetually shirtless pecs. Relive those quivers during replays of the vampire-versus-werewolf trilogy that takes a bite out of Halloween beginning at 5 p.m. on Oct. 30.

 

Cinemax Horror Movie Marathon

 

The network’s After Dark programming swaps its skin for spooks on Oct. 31 with Carrie, Dracula Untold, Sweeney Todd, Annabelle, and more.

 

13 Nights of Halloween, ABC Family

 

If you prefer your thrillers and chillers with more bark than bite, tune into this festive but family-friendly schedule of semi-scary flicks like Casper, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and the seasonal can’t-miss Hocus Pocus.

 

TMC Horror

 

If you have a penchant for a particular genre of horror – namely rogue body parts (Oct. 9), scary kids (Oct. 16), literary horror (Oct. 23), and Val Lewton films (Oct. 30) – make room on your DVR for this weekly themed marathon that will feature titles such as Mad Love, The Bad Seed, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and The Body Snatcher, respectively.

 

Halloween FREAKend Marathon, Nat Geo Wild

 

It doesn't get much wilder – or weirder – than with multiple eps of nonstop freak show World’s Weirdest, featuring mutants, mole rats and murderous animal siblings, airing from noon to 7 p.m. on Oct. 31.

 

‘Scream Queens’ Marathon, FX

 

Catch up on FOX’s devilishly campy horror-comedy series starring Emma Roberts, Lea Michele, Nick Jonas, and original “scream queen” Jamie Lee Curtis, from 6 p.m. to midnight on Oct. 31.

 

 

 

 

 

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