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7 Questions for Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Elvira - Mistress of the Dark

You seem like someone who is always living the dream, or, in your case, the nightmare. Did you always aspire to be a horror host?

Well, not many people know this, but I once considered becoming a nun. I mean, head to toe black and you never have a bad hair day? What’s not to love? But sadly I learned that the word “nun” also describes how much action they get, so I kicked that habit faster than you can say, “See ya’ later, sister!”

 

If you had to choose between hooking up with something like a vampire, a werewolf, or a mummy, which monster would you choose, and why?

Probably Frankenstein, because he’s always stiff. I wouldn’t go out with Dracula because, frankly, he sucks. But I do like hairy guys, so a wolf man wouldn’t be too bad.

 

I know a woman can never give up her secrets, but what lifestyle and beauty advice do you have for women who wish to look as beautiful and ageless as you?

Well, a gal can never wear too much eyeliner and hairspray. But most importantly, avoid having ugly parents.

 

What do you do to stay in shape?

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Exorcise, exorcise, exorcise! And afterwards, drink plenty of holy water.

 

With the upcoming election, have you ever considered running for president?

I’d love to be president! But America would never elect someone with no experience, no morals, and a ridiculous hairdo. But enough about Donald Trump.

 

What is your favorite thing to do when you travel to Vegas?

Go on the ride at Buffalo Bill’s … Adventure Canyon!  Which is also coincidentally what they call my cleavage.

 

Where can Gay Vegas readers find you in the near future?

I’ll be performing live all of October at Knott’s Scary Farm in Southern California and appearing on an upcoming episode of Halloween Wars on Food Network. I just opened a new pop-up store at Sweet! Hollywood selling my own line of apparel and Elvira chocolate bars. I also have a new Christmas maquette and replica dagger coming out from Tweeterhead. Also, look for a new, state-of-the-art Elvira slot machine to hit Vegas soon!